Steve Jelf wrote: ↑Sun Jan 20, 2019 10:11 am
I can relate. Sometimes I run out of memory when I go looking for a tool. When that happens my project is blocked.
EXACTLY. the type of memory blocking is determined by the current state of intoxication. I have my *entire* shop automated.
I tell Alexa
"Alexa, turn on Shop". Magical things happen next! Here's my loop.
START SHOP.LOOP()
TURN.ON.ALL.LED.SHOP.LIGHTS()
START.ROCK.N.ROLL.MUSIC.ON.PANDORA()
TURN.VOLUME.UP()
EXECUTE BEGIN.WORKING.ON.CAR()
WHILE USER.CANT.FIND.TOOL=TRUE DO
IF INTOXICATION == COFFEE_ONLY THEN
GET.MORE.COFFEE()
SEARCH.FOR.TOOL.AGAIN()
EXECUTE BEGIN.WORKING.ON.CAR()
IF INTOXICATION == BEER AND BEERS NOT = 6 THEN
GET.ONE.MORE.BEER()
SEARCH.FOR.TOOL.AGAIN()
EXERCISE.CAUTION.AROUND.TOOLS()
EXECUTE BEGIN.WORKING.ON.CAR()
IF INTOXICATION == TEQUILIA THEN
SEARCH.FOR.TOOL.AGAIN=FALSE
PUT.ALL.SHOPTOOLS.DOWN()
IF VISION = BLURRY THEN
SIT.ON.SHOP.STOOL()
STARE.ADMIRINGLY.AT.CAR.FOR.HOURS()
IF WIFE.ENTERS.SHOP==TRUE THEN
EXPLAIN.TO.WIFE.WHY.YOURE.STARING.ADMIIRINGLY.AT.CAR()
SWITCH.TO.COFFEE()
TELL.WIFE.COMING.TO.BED.SOON()
ELSE IF WIFE.ENTERS.SHOP=FALSE
TAKE.ONE.MORE.SHOT.OF.TEQUILIA()
CONTINUE STARE.ADMIRINGLY.AT.CAR.FOR.HOURS() UNTIL
CANT.KEEP.EYES.OPEN == TRUE
ENDIF
REPEAT SHOP.LOOP() UNTIL HANDS=TOO.STIFF.TO.CONTINUE
there might be a few bugs to work out, but you get the idea. And you thought you couldn't be a programmer?