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I almost got skunked once. I have gotten used to opening the side door from the garage slowly when heading out at night. I like to give fair warning to the neighbors when I wander into our common areas. But one night, with the space between the garbage bins and the door a bit close, and unknown to me, a skunk was RIGHT THERE sniffing about. I opened the door a few inches, and felt it hit something, which then moved quickly. Yup. It was a skunk. You never saw a door get closed SO quickly! I waited a couple minutes, then opened the door again, again slowly. Smelled nothing, so did what I needed to do and hurried back inside. A couple minutes later I checked again, an hoo-boy what a stink! Guess he just wanted to make sure I respected our common ground.
Never have seen a skunk spray rainbow. But it sounds beautiful. I don't think I will try to find one though. The light would have to be just right.
On the subject of rare sights. About fifteen years ago,we went to visit Mt Rainier in Washington. We were only there a couple days, but needed something from town a few miles away one evening. In the rear-view mirror I saw an incredible sight! I had to pull over to the side of the road for about ten minutes just to admire the "Alpine Lights". Not as rare as a "skunk rainbow", but no uncomfortable after effects either.
Never have seen a skunk spray rainbow. But it sounds beautiful. I don't think I will try to find one though. The light would have to be just right.
On the subject of rare sights. About fifteen years ago,we went to visit Mt Rainier in Washington. We were only there a couple days, but needed something from town a few miles away one evening. In the rear-view mirror I saw an incredible sight! I had to pull over to the side of the road for about ten minutes just to admire the "Alpine Lights". Not as rare as a "skunk rainbow", but no uncomfortable after effects either.
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I see these sissy-boys around far more than I see skunks. A neighbor raised up a boy and girl.
They used to love to come play on my dirt piles when I was doing the foundation work on my
shop. When I came home from AFG, they had gotten older and I did not see them anymore.
One day the Mom came by, walking the dog, with a teenage girl. That little girl had tranformed
into a pretty little thing. I was reminded that I am getting old, as she looked nothing like I remember
that dirt covered little monster child. This got me wondering what became of her brother. A year
or so later, I began noticing a dumpy, teenage chubster with a long pony tail, and giant headphones
walking here and there like a zombie. It took a year of sightings until I connected the dots that
this WAS the brother ! Apparently this kid likes lurking in a darkened basement, playing video
games, looking like the next malcontent to make the news for shooting up a public venue. Yeah ...
I just don't see my old man letting this sort of thing slide for half a second. And the kid has absolutely
ZERO sense of ambarrassment over the way he carries himself. Job ? What's that ?
Skunks are cute and funny. These sissy-boys are just plain funny.
They used to love to come play on my dirt piles when I was doing the foundation work on my
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into a pretty little thing. I was reminded that I am getting old, as she looked nothing like I remember
that dirt covered little monster child. This got me wondering what became of her brother. A year
or so later, I began noticing a dumpy, teenage chubster with a long pony tail, and giant headphones
walking here and there like a zombie. It took a year of sightings until I connected the dots that
this WAS the brother ! Apparently this kid likes lurking in a darkened basement, playing video
games, looking like the next malcontent to make the news for shooting up a public venue. Yeah ...
I just don't see my old man letting this sort of thing slide for half a second. And the kid has absolutely
ZERO sense of ambarrassment over the way he carries himself. Job ? What's that ?
Skunks are cute and funny. These sissy-boys are just plain funny.
More people are doing it today than ever before !
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I'M BORED.
I THINK I'LL GO TO THE MALL,
FIND A GREAT PARKING SPOT,
AND SIT IN MY CAR WITH THE REVERSE/BACK-UP LIGHTS ON.....
I THINK I'LL GO TO THE MALL,
FIND A GREAT PARKING SPOT,
AND SIT IN MY CAR WITH THE REVERSE/BACK-UP LIGHTS ON.....
"Let's Figgur it owt!" Just fix it (right), and make it work.....
Aah-OO-Gah! (and), "Happy T-ing!"
Aah-OO-Gah! (and), "Happy T-ing!"
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If you're sitting in public and a stranger takes the seat next to you,
just stare straight ahead and say,
"Did you bring the money?"
just stare straight ahead and say,
"Did you bring the money?"
"Let's Figgur it owt!" Just fix it (right), and make it work.....
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Marv, that is the best i've heard in years !




When in trouble, do not fear, blame the second engineer ! 
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When someone asks what I did over the weekend,
I squint and ask
"Why, what did you hear???"
I squint and ask
"Why, what did you hear???"
"Let's Figgur it owt!" Just fix it (right), and make it work.....
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You know, it is hard to be a man. No wig, no make-up. And if you're ugly, you're just UGLY!!!!!
"Let's Figgur it owt!" Just fix it (right), and make it work.....
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Antenna ? Isn't that close to Lesbia ?
More people are doing it today than ever before !
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No Donut For You !
But ...
Free Donuts ...
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Free Donuts ...

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Do not mess with the danger dogs !
One of my favorite entries in the Lewis and Clark journals was the off-the-cuff
note that "the men have stopped shooting at the bears. It only seems to make
them angry".
One of my favorite entries in the Lewis and Clark journals was the off-the-cuff
note that "the men have stopped shooting at the bears. It only seems to make
them angry".

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When you can’t wait for that Donut ...
FJ
When you can’t wait for that Donut ...

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A few days ago
I took this a few days ago ...
I don’t even know how this could happen ....
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I don’t even know how this could happen ....

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I saw this someplace, typed it out, printed it and put it on my office wall a LONG time ago.

FJ, I'd go out into that "maze" and still forget what I was doing.

FJ, I'd go out into that "maze" and still forget what I was doing.

Since I lost my mind mind, I feel more liberated
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Protecting that firehose against trains is solid planning ....
SFB Syndrome. Please give generously when volunteers call ....
SFB Syndrome. Please give generously when volunteers call ....
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There's a lot of that SFB Syndrome going around. Sometimes you can even smell it on 'em and don't have to wait for them to say something. Back in the day we used to call 'em turd heads.
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That guy deserves the
award !
award !
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When I saw this tombstone I thought maybe my brother-in-law passed away and no one told me
1922 Coupe & 1927 Touring
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That is a perfectly safe repair method, all as specified in Health and Safety regulations ; 1: Do not work alone, always have supervision present, 2 Allways use proper scaffolding when working at above ground levels 3: Allways wear required enhanced visibility clothing.
All boxes ticked, i see no problem there...
All boxes ticked, i see no problem there...
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I agree on saftey checks! Also looks like duct tape and everyone knows ducks can fly. Red Green would give it a thumbs up!
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I was under the impression that duct tape was only rated for 200mph... 

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What everyone has failed to mention is the chicken wire over the cabin window that the picture was taken from … I guess it helps to prevent folks from being sucked out at high altitudes.
And not to worry about engine problems because I heard a rumor that they put MMO in the fuel.


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I'll be darned, American buys those Kubota (orange) stands from us too. An old co-worker from the other place is part-timing it with the rest of us misfits. 
Neat pic FJ!

Neat pic FJ!
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Duey,
Which image are you referring to
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Which image are you referring to

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Shoot, I didn't paste the verbiage into my post. Sorry 'bout that.
The "We got this" pic at the airport.
All these are are known as are Kubota stands because of the color.
The "We got this" pic at the airport.

All these are are known as are Kubota stands because of the color.

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Hi Duey,
I thought that might be the one.
Here is some Monday Humor ....

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FJ
Hahahahaha!!!!!!! It took this very busy brain 4 whole minutes whilst doing something else!
Fantastic
First the brain drops into.... or some.... Wha?....... BAM!!
A joke grenade! Ya pull the pin, sit down with it at the table, release the lever and wait.........
EDIT: I hadn't looked at the last two! Hahahaha!
Hahahahaha!!!!!!! It took this very busy brain 4 whole minutes whilst doing something else!
Fantastic
First the brain drops into.... or some.... Wha?....... BAM!!

A joke grenade! Ya pull the pin, sit down with it at the table, release the lever and wait.........
EDIT: I hadn't looked at the last two! Hahahaha!
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This is for JH in Hays, Kansas ... 
He is a busy man these days ...
I will find something for you Duey ...
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He is a busy man these days ...
I will find something for you Duey ...
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This Christmas ... 
Beard Lights ...
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Beard Lights ...
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The moment you realize that shoveling snow - is in fact - not fun - and you will be expected to do this until you leave your parents home ... 
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Re: FJ - Some Humor To Brighten Your Day
Thats right! Then you get your own place when you realize there is snow at "your" house! 

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For Stu Harmon
Every Once In A Very Great While ...
Someone passes from this world who is
by everyone they cross paths with ...
Stu Harmon was such a person.
He was a Moparts Man.
Known for his Humor and Kindness.
This is one of his last posts on Facebook:
I will miss you Stu
FJ
Someone passes from this world who is
by everyone they cross paths with ...
Stu Harmon was such a person.
He was a Moparts Man.
Known for his Humor and Kindness.
This is one of his last posts on Facebook:
I will miss you Stu
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Years ago, an old wrist watch placed on a large bone in a pile of what had once been a
deer, resulted in getting a lot of police interest and talk on the local news. Ah, the good
old days of innocent fun !
More people are doing it today than ever before !
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This is old, so it may have appeared on one of the iterations of this forum before, but it's still funny.
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When I was little,we had icicles to decorate the indoor Christmas tree with. They were made out of lead.
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It is hard to get good asbestos anymore !
More people are doing it today than ever before !