FJ - Some Humor To Brighten Your Day

Wayne Sheldon · Post by **Wayne Sheldon** » Fri Aug 23, 2019 5:25 am

I almost got skunked once. I have gotten used to opening the side door from the garage slowly when heading out at night. I like to give fair warning to the neighbors when I wander into our common areas. But one night, with the space between the garbage bins and the door a bit close, and unknown to me, a skunk was RIGHT THERE sniffing about. I opened the door a few inches, and felt it hit something, which then moved quickly. Yup. It was a skunk. You never saw a door get closed SO quickly! I waited a couple minutes, then opened the door again, again slowly. Smelled nothing, so did what I needed to do and hurried back inside. A couple minutes later I checked again, an hoo-boy what a stink! Guess he just wanted to make sure I respected our common ground.
Never have seen a skunk spray rainbow. But it sounds beautiful. I don't think I will try to find one though. The light would have to be just right.

On the subject of rare sights. About fifteen years ago,we went to visit Mt Rainier in Washington. We were only there a couple days, but needed something from town a few miles away one evening. In the rear-view mirror I saw an incredible sight! I had to pull over to the side of the road for about ten minutes just to admire the "Alpine Lights". Not as rare as a "skunk rainbow", but no uncomfortable after effects either.

Burger in Spokane · Post by **Burger in Spokane** » Fri Aug 23, 2019 10:25 am

I see these sissy-boys around far more than I see skunks. A neighbor raised up a boy and girl.
They used to love to come play on my dirt piles when I was doing the foundation work on my
shop. When I came home from AFG, they had gotten older and I did not see them anymore.
One day the Mom came by, walking the dog, with a teenage girl. That little girl had tranformed
into a pretty little thing. I was reminded that I am getting old, as she looked nothing like I remember
that dirt covered little monster child. This got me wondering what became of her brother. A year
or so later, I began noticing a dumpy, teenage chubster with a long pony tail, and giant headphones
walking here and there like a zombie. It took a year of sightings until I connected the dots that
this WAS the brother ! Apparently this kid likes lurking in a darkened basement, playing video
games, looking like the next malcontent to make the news for shooting up a public venue. Yeah ...
I just don't see my old man letting this sort of thing slide for half a second. And the kid has absolutely
ZERO sense of ambarrassment over the way he carries himself. Job ? What's that ?

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Skunks are cute and funny. These sissy-boys are just plain funny.

perry kete · Post by **perry kete** » Sun Aug 25, 2019 9:25 am

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Marv K · Post by **Marv K** » Thu Aug 29, 2019 1:02 pm

I'M BORED.
I THINK I'LL GO TO THE MALL,
FIND A GREAT PARKING SPOT,
AND SIT IN MY CAR WITH THE REVERSE/BACK-UP LIGHTS ON.....

Post by **FreighTer Jim** » Thu Aug 29, 2019 3:10 pm

FJ

Marv K · Post by **Marv K** » Fri Aug 30, 2019 12:58 pm

If you're sitting in public and a stranger takes the seat next to you,
just stare straight ahead and say,
"Did you bring the money?"

Kaiser · Post by **Kaiser** » Fri Aug 30, 2019 5:22 pm

Marv, that is the best i've heard in years !

Marv K · Post by **Marv K** » Mon Sep 02, 2019 1:11 pm

When someone asks what I did over the weekend,
I squint and ask
"Why, what did you hear???"

Post by **FreighTer Jim** » Tue Sep 03, 2019 7:16 pm

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Burger in Spokane · Post by **Burger in Spokane** » Wed Sep 04, 2019 12:30 am

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Burger in Spokane · Post by **Burger in Spokane** » Wed Sep 04, 2019 12:33 am

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Post by **FreighTer Jim** » Fri Sep 06, 2019 5:41 am

Thanks Miss Kim ....

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Herb Iffrig · Post by **Herb Iffrig** » Fri Sep 06, 2019 7:49 am

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Post by **FreighTer Jim** » Wed Sep 11, 2019 8:15 pm

Courtesy of Louie at Las Chance Garage in Unionville, Pennsylvania ....

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Marv K · Post by **Marv K** » Thu Sep 12, 2019 6:27 am

You know, it is hard to be a man. No wig, no make-up. And if you're ugly, you're just UGLY!!!!!

Post by **FreighTer Jim** » Fri Sep 13, 2019 6:21 am

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perry kete · Post by **perry kete** » Fri Sep 13, 2019 7:46 am

Herb Iffrig · Post by **Herb Iffrig** » Fri Sep 13, 2019 8:33 am

Burger in Spokane · Post by **Burger in Spokane** » Fri Sep 13, 2019 10:27 am

Antenna ? Isn't that close to Lesbia ?

Post by **FreighTer Jim** » Fri Sep 13, 2019 10:47 am

In Local News ...

FJ

Post by **FreighTer Jim** » Sat Sep 14, 2019 10:05 am

But ...

Free Donuts ...

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Post by **Dallas Landers** » Sun Sep 15, 2019 7:18 pm

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Post by **FreighTer Jim** » Tue Sep 17, 2019 10:07 pm

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Burger in Spokane · Post by **Burger in Spokane** » Tue Sep 17, 2019 10:23 pm

Do not mess with the danger dogs !

One of my favorite entries in the Lewis and Clark journals was the off-the-cuff
note that "the men have stopped shooting at the bears. It only seems to make
them angry".

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perry kete · Post by **perry kete** » Wed Sep 18, 2019 7:04 pm

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Post by **Ruxstel24** » Thu Sep 19, 2019 2:51 pm

Post by **FreighTer Jim** » Mon Sep 23, 2019 12:21 am

Hey ...

When you can’t wait for that Donut ...

FJ

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Post by **DLodge** » Tue Sep 24, 2019 2:20 pm

Post by **FreighTer Jim** » Wed Sep 25, 2019 5:55 am

I took this a few days ago ...

I don’t even know how this could happen ....

FJ

Post by **FreighTer Jim** » Thu Sep 26, 2019 10:27 pm

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Post by **FreighTer Jim** » Sat Sep 28, 2019 7:48 pm

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Post by **FreighTer Jim** » Sun Sep 29, 2019 9:05 pm

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Post by **Duey_C** » Mon Sep 30, 2019 10:24 pm

I saw this someplace, typed it out, printed it and put it on my office wall a LONG time ago.

FJ, I'd go out into that "maze" and still forget what I was doing.

Post by **FreighTer Jim** » Mon Sep 30, 2019 10:38 pm

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Burger in Spokane · Post by **Burger in Spokane** » Tue Oct 01, 2019 1:01 am

Protecting that firehose against trains is solid planning ....

SFB Syndrome. Please give generously when volunteers call ....

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Post by **tmodeldriver** » Tue Oct 01, 2019 10:24 am

There's a lot of that SFB Syndrome going around. Sometimes you can even smell it on 'em and don't have to wait for them to say something. Back in the day we used to call 'em turd heads.

Post by **FreighTer Jim** » Tue Oct 08, 2019 12:15 am

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Post by **Ruxstel24** » Thu Oct 10, 2019 9:22 pm

Post by **FreighTer Jim** » Fri Oct 11, 2019 8:15 pm

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Post by **FreighTer Jim** » Fri Oct 11, 2019 8:58 pm

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Post by **FreighTer Jim** » Tue Oct 15, 2019 2:00 am

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Post by **FreighTer Jim** » Thu Oct 17, 2019 9:37 am

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Burger in Spokane · Post by **Burger in Spokane** » Thu Oct 17, 2019 10:41 am

That guy deserves the

award !

perry kete · Post by **perry kete** » Sat Oct 19, 2019 2:06 pm

When I saw this tombstone I thought maybe my brother-in-law passed away and no one told me

perry kete · Post by **perry kete** » Sun Oct 20, 2019 9:02 am

Post by **FreighTer Jim** » Tue Oct 22, 2019 12:18 pm

Economy Airline Repair ...

FJ

Kaiser · Post by **Kaiser** » Wed Oct 23, 2019 10:34 am

That is a perfectly safe repair method, all as specified in Health and Safety regulations ; 1: Do not work alone, always have supervision present, 2 Allways use proper scaffolding when working at above ground levels 3: Allways wear required enhanced visibility clothing.
All boxes ticked, i see no problem there...

Post by **Dallas Landers** » Wed Oct 23, 2019 12:08 pm

I agree on saftey checks! Also looks like duct tape and everyone knows ducks can fly. Red Green would give it a thumbs up!

Post by **Ruxstel24** » Wed Oct 23, 2019 1:36 pm

I was under the impression that duct tape was only rated for 200mph...

perry kete · Post by **perry kete** » Wed Oct 23, 2019 6:15 pm

What everyone has failed to mention is the chicken wire over the cabin window that the picture was taken from … I guess it helps to prevent folks from being sucked out at high altitudes.

And not to worry about engine problems because I heard a rumor that they put MMO in the fuel.

Herb Iffrig · Post by **Herb Iffrig** » Thu Oct 24, 2019 8:15 am

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Post by **FreighTer Jim** » Thu Oct 24, 2019 5:53 pm

From a court reporters records:

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Herb Iffrig · Post by **Herb Iffrig** » Fri Oct 25, 2019 8:27 am

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Post by **FreighTer Jim** » Fri Oct 25, 2019 12:46 pm

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Post by **FreighTer Jim** » Sat Oct 26, 2019 5:35 am

Word ...

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Post by **Duey_C** » Sat Oct 26, 2019 12:20 pm

I'll be darned, American buys those Kubota (orange) stands from us too. An old co-worker from the other place is part-timing it with the rest of us misfits.

Neat pic FJ!

Post by **FreighTer Jim** » Sun Oct 27, 2019 8:07 am

Duey,

Which image are you referring to

FJ

Post by **Duey_C** » Sun Oct 27, 2019 2:20 pm

Shoot, I didn't paste the verbiage into my post. Sorry 'bout that.
The "We got this" pic at the airport.

All these are are known as are Kubota stands because of the color.

Post by **FreighTer Jim** » Mon Oct 28, 2019 9:35 am

Duey_C wrote: ↑
Sun Oct 27, 2019 2:20 pm
Shoot, I didn't paste the verbiage into my post. Sorry 'bout that.
The "We got this" pic at the airport.
All these are are known as are Kubota stands because of the color.

Hi Duey,

I thought that might be the one.

Here is some Monday Humor ....

FJ

Post by **FreighTer Jim** » Tue Oct 29, 2019 10:19 am

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Post by **FreighTer Jim** » Wed Oct 30, 2019 1:58 pm

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Post by **Duey_C** » Wed Oct 30, 2019 9:44 pm

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Hahahahaha!!!!!!! It took this very busy brain 4 whole minutes whilst doing something else!
Fantastic
First the brain drops into.... or some.... Wha?....... BAM!!

A joke grenade! Ya pull the pin, sit down with it at the table, release the lever and wait.........
EDIT: I hadn't looked at the last two! Hahahaha!

Post by **FreighTer Jim** » Wed Oct 30, 2019 10:53 pm

This is for JH in Hays, Kansas ...

He is a busy man these days ...

I will find something for you Duey ...

FJ

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Post by **FreighTer Jim** » Fri Nov 01, 2019 1:10 pm

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Post by **FreighTer Jim** » Fri Nov 01, 2019 1:49 pm

Consumer Protection

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Post by **FreighTer Jim** » Sat Nov 09, 2019 8:48 am

This Christmas ...

Beard Lights ...

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perry kete · Post by **perry kete** » Sat Nov 09, 2019 8:55 am

Post by **FreighTer Jim** » Sat Nov 09, 2019 11:33 pm

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Post by **FreighTer Jim** » Mon Nov 11, 2019 7:25 am

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Herb Iffrig · Post by **Herb Iffrig** » Mon Nov 11, 2019 7:38 am

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perry kete · Post by **perry kete** » Mon Nov 11, 2019 4:21 pm

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Post by **FreighTer Jim** » Tue Nov 12, 2019 1:31 pm

The moment you realize that shoveling snow - is in fact - not fun - and you will be expected to do this until you leave your parents home ...

FJ

Post by **Dallas Landers** » Tue Nov 12, 2019 2:41 pm

Thats right! Then you get your own place when you realize there is snow at "your" house!

perry kete · Post by **perry kete** » Tue Nov 12, 2019 5:55 pm

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Herb Iffrig · Post by **Herb Iffrig** » Sat Nov 16, 2019 8:16 pm

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Post by **FreighTer Jim** » Sun Nov 17, 2019 11:11 pm

Every Once In A Very Great While ...

Someone passes from this world who is

by everyone they cross paths with ...

Stu Harmon was such a person.

He was a Moparts Man.

Known for his Humor and Kindness.

This is one of his last posts on Facebook:

I will miss you Stu

FJ

Burger in Spokane · Post by **Burger in Spokane** » Mon Nov 18, 2019 12:31 pm

Herb Iffrig wrote: ↑
Sat Nov 16, 2019 8:16 pm
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Years ago, an old wrist watch placed on a large bone in a pile of what had once been a
deer, resulted in getting a lot of police interest and talk on the local news. Ah, the good
old days of innocent fun !

Post by **DLodge** » Tue Nov 19, 2019 11:01 am

This is old, so it may have appeared on one of the iterations of this forum before, but it's still funny.

perry kete · Post by **perry kete** » Thu Nov 21, 2019 3:38 pm

He is finally back in the NFL!

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Post by **Ruxstel24** » Thu Nov 21, 2019 6:47 pm

That’s disgusting Perry !!

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Post by **FreighTer Jim** » Mon Nov 25, 2019 10:42 am

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Post by **FreighTer Jim** » Thu Nov 28, 2019 9:46 pm

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Post by **FreighTer Jim** » Fri Nov 29, 2019 11:48 am

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Post by **Duey_C** » Sun Dec 01, 2019 12:06 am

perry kete · Post by **perry kete** » Sun Dec 01, 2019 11:23 am

Post by **Rich Eagle** » Sun Dec 01, 2019 12:06 pm

So that's where it came from!

Post by **FreighTer Jim** » Mon Dec 02, 2019 3:29 am

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Wayne Sheldon · Post by **Wayne Sheldon** » Mon Dec 02, 2019 4:29 am

When I was little,we had icicles to decorate the indoor Christmas tree with. They were made out of lead.

Burger in Spokane · Post by **Burger in Spokane** » Mon Dec 02, 2019 11:02 am

It is hard to get good asbestos anymore !