Remember that story about the man who wanted to be buried in his Model T?
Posted: Mon Jul 20, 2020 3:58 pm
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Remember that story about the man who wanted to be buried in his Model T?
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Re: Remember that story about the man who wanted to be buried in his Model T?
Posted: Mon Jul 20, 2020 6:25 pm
Talk about buried in his work? People were dying to get into his products!
Re: Remember that story about the man who wanted to be buried in his Model T?
Posted: Mon Jul 20, 2020 6:46 pm
He had not been in a hole yet that the T couldn’t get him out of.
Dan
Dan
Re: Remember that story about the man who wanted to be buried in his Model T?
Posted: Mon Jul 20, 2020 6:57 pm
I like it 
Any more Model T jokes? Those of us newer to the hobby haven't heard them all yet....
Any more Model T jokes? Those of us newer to the hobby haven't heard them all yet....Re: Remember that story about the man who wanted to be buried in his Model T?
Posted: Mon Jul 20, 2020 7:23 pm
All those people are just "Dying" to get into cemeteries!
Re: Remember that story about the man who wanted to be buried in his Model T?
Posted: Wed Jul 22, 2020 1:02 pm
Now, that's what is referred as a devoted company man !!!
Re: Remember that story about the man who wanted to be buried in his Model T?
Posted: Wed Jul 22, 2020 1:20 pm
PLEASE KEEP THIS THREAD GOING !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S TOO FUNNY
Need more people "COFFIN" up more jokes.
Need more people "COFFIN" up more jokes.
Re: Remember that story about the man who wanted to be buried in his Model T?
Posted: Wed Jul 22, 2020 1:22 pm
What a dead end job!
Re: Remember that story about the man who wanted to be buried in his Model T?
Posted: Wed Jul 22, 2020 2:42 pm
I suppose he could "rust in peace"!
Re: Remember that story about the man who wanted to be buried in his Model T?
Posted: Wed Jul 22, 2020 4:12 pm
Ok....not coffin humor but a few from the archives:
Back in the twenties a lunatic escaped from the asylum and stole the first car he found - a Ford touring car. His first stop was the laundry nearby, where he somehow persuaded two employees to take a break and go for a high speed ride. Unfortunately, the Ford, the lunatic, and the laundrymen reached the grade crossing at the same time as the train.
When the police arrived, all they found was a nut and two washers.
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Why is a Ford Model T like a bathtub? You know you need one, but really don't want to be seen in it"
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Can you tell the difference between a Rattlesnake and a Ford Model T? Most would answer "no."
The answer is "you can count the rattles on a rattlesnake but not a Ford Model T."
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A fellow was boasting at the local garage that he could tell the make of car by just the sound it made.
Bets were placed all around among the denizens of this establishment and the braggart was blindfolded and various cars were driven into the garage for him to hear.
First car was an Overland which he called correctly.
"Cadillac" he called out as the next vehicle was driven in.
"Willys Knight" he announced on the third car impressing everyone with his ability.
Just then the coal truck outside shot a load of coal down the chute.
"FORD" he announced triumphantly.
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Why did the salesman call his Model T "Baby"?
Because it wouldn't go anywhere without it's rattle....
Back in the twenties a lunatic escaped from the asylum and stole the first car he found - a Ford touring car. His first stop was the laundry nearby, where he somehow persuaded two employees to take a break and go for a high speed ride. Unfortunately, the Ford, the lunatic, and the laundrymen reached the grade crossing at the same time as the train.
When the police arrived, all they found was a nut and two washers.
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Why is a Ford Model T like a bathtub? You know you need one, but really don't want to be seen in it"
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Can you tell the difference between a Rattlesnake and a Ford Model T? Most would answer "no."
The answer is "you can count the rattles on a rattlesnake but not a Ford Model T."
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A fellow was boasting at the local garage that he could tell the make of car by just the sound it made.
Bets were placed all around among the denizens of this establishment and the braggart was blindfolded and various cars were driven into the garage for him to hear.
First car was an Overland which he called correctly.
"Cadillac" he called out as the next vehicle was driven in.
"Willys Knight" he announced on the third car impressing everyone with his ability.
Just then the coal truck outside shot a load of coal down the chute.
"FORD" he announced triumphantly.
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Why did the salesman call his Model T "Baby"?
Because it wouldn't go anywhere without it's rattle....
Re: Remember that story about the man who wanted to be buried in his Model T?
Posted: Thu Jul 23, 2020 12:13 am
Good innocent fun!