Medicine

[Steve Jelf]

[jeffstag]

Warning: Side effects may include tetanus, skinned knuckles, greasy palms, spontaneous multiplication of spare parts, handcrank forearm and oil puddles. If you find yourself telling stories lasting more the four hours, see a doctor immediately.

[RajoRacer]

That's really good, Steve !

[Dallas Landers]

I'll take one and call you in the morning!
WARNING! Addiction may follow. Please call 1-800 MODELTT for you local TT meeting.

[Rich Eagle]

That's a product I can endorse. My physician tells me the over the counter strength has been the best cure money can buy. I haven't missed a dose in 56 years.

I let my prescriptions for employment and cordiality run out. Now I am taking it on the 12 hour program. I figure it will keep me twice as healthy for half as long.
I recommend the liquid. The tablets sometimes contain commandments.

[Rich Bingham]

Testimonial: A concentrated dose over a four year period was so powerful, I was able to go 50 years without any symptoms of boredom, lethargy, ennui or malaise. However, the addictive properties were so powerful even after half a century, the only thing that would ameliorate the strong cravings, spells of inattentiveness and minor tremors was to indulge the habit. I'm glad to report my dyspepsia was relieved, my lumbago is gone, and my mustache has grown threefold since I re-instated the recommended dosage.

[Burger in Spokane]

I found your lumbago in my apple tree. Please come fish it down before
the crows spead it all over the yard.

[Chris Barker]

Excellent.
Cheered me up.

However, there is a risk of an overdose......

[jab35]

Gluten Free deserves a footnote, as the wheat straw filler in the Fordite steering wheel rim would violate that claim, but personally, that would not concern me. I agree with Richard, the liquid would be preferable to tablets. Is it available as a patch? Happy holidazes to all, jb

[NU2theT]

Very funny Steve, "Malaise" is how I fell every time Our Governor has a "new" commandment" on covid. We can only hope these re-occurring "diaper" or mask mandates are gone by the spring and can finally enjoy some normal car time with family and friends again.

[Steve Jelf]

I don't need a mandate. I am keeping a low profile until I get my shots. Being in the geriatric target group I'm taking no chances. That doesn't mean I can't isolate myself in a Model T.