Page 1 of 1
A Little off Topic....., Butt
Posted: Mon Dec 14, 2020 3:18 pm
by Henry K. Lee
We need some humor. The most expensive dress produced in 2020!
A Model "T" and a diamond ring is cheaper this year!
Re: A Little off Topic....., Butt
Posted: Mon Dec 14, 2020 4:10 pm
by Jerry VanOoteghem
Is her name Charmin?
Re: A Little off Topic....., Butt
Posted: Mon Dec 14, 2020 5:03 pm
by RajoRacer
Can I "squeeze" her ????
Re: A Little off Topic....., Butt
Posted: Mon Dec 14, 2020 8:23 pm
by Mark Gregush
We'll have to start calling you Mr Whipple if you do!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUGroVDEVfQ
Re: A Little off Topic....., Butt
Posted: Tue Dec 15, 2020 12:10 am
by TFan
Hank, That isn't off topic after all it is "T" p isn't it. Jim
Re: A Little off Topic....., Butt
Posted: Tue Dec 15, 2020 12:28 am
by Susanne
The problem is she would need to "bear" all before putting the dress on....
To bring it into topic (kinda sorta)... I always found it interesting that the Sears catalog in the early 20's sold rolls of "crepe paper" as toilet tissue... not that it puts the "T" in TP, but I have to stretch it somehow...
Re: A Little off Topic....., Butt
Posted: Tue Dec 15, 2020 1:05 am
by Norman Kling
My grandmother hung a sears catalog in the bathroom of her rooming house. Each roomer needed to bring a roll of T.P. and take back to the room!
Norm
Re: A Little off Topic....., Butt
Posted: Tue Dec 15, 2020 12:52 pm
by Jerry VanOoteghem
Susanne wrote: ↑Tue Dec 15, 2020 12:28 am
The problem is she would need to "bear" all before putting the dress on....
To bring it into topic (kinda sorta)... I always found it interesting that the Sears catalog in the early 20's sold rolls of "crepe paper" as toilet tissue... not that it puts the "T" in TP, but I have to stretch it somehow...
My dad said that during the depression, the Sears catalog intentionaly had a bunch of unprinted pages, just for that purpose. Thanks Sears
Re: A Little off Topic....., Butt
Posted: Tue Dec 15, 2020 1:58 pm
by Barry Loucks
I was told by an uncle he preferred the “harness section” of the Sears catalog. The pages were rougher, i.e. not glossy like the clothing and housewares section. They worked better.
Barry
Re: A Little off Topic....., Butt
Posted: Tue Dec 15, 2020 2:10 pm
by Jerry VanOoteghem
Barry Loucks wrote: ↑Tue Dec 15, 2020 1:58 pm
I was told by an uncle he preferred the “harness section” of the Sears catalog. The pages were rougher, i.e. not glossy like the clothing and housewares section. They worked better.
Barry
Barry,
The voice of experience for sure...
Dad also had directions on the proper use of corn cobs, for the same purpose. You had white corn cobs and brown corn cobs. You start with brown corn cobs, then use a white one, to see if you need another brown one.
Re: A Little off Topic....., Butt
Posted: Tue Dec 15, 2020 4:16 pm
by Barry Loucks
Did I ever tell you the story about Pouporri while I was in Ireland? It’s not for this forum. It makes Sears catalog and corn cobs tame.
Barry
Re: A Little off Topic....., Butt
Posted: Tue Dec 15, 2020 7:27 pm
by Jerry VanOoteghem
Barry Loucks wrote: ↑Tue Dec 15, 2020 4:16 pm
Did I ever tell you the story about Pouporri while I was in Ireland? It’s not for this forum. It makes Sears catalog and corn cobs tame.
Barry
Sounds like a nice story to share the next time we're having a nice steak at Culhane's!
Re: A Little off Topic....., Butt
Posted: Wed Dec 16, 2020 5:25 pm
by Barry Loucks
Oh no. This story will take away your appetite
Re: A Little off Topic....., Butt
Posted: Wed Dec 16, 2020 5:36 pm
by ModelTWoods
What happens when she comes unraveled?