What a bumper is really for!

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What a bumper is really for!

Post by TWrenn » Fri May 27, 2022 5:11 pm

I figured we all could use a little bita humor these days...so here's my thoughts on the REAL use for a front bumper on a T. Great garbage bag holder! :lol:
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Re: What a bumper is really for!

Post by Dropacent » Fri May 27, 2022 6:03 pm

They arms will also take the skin off your knuckles. Ask me how I know !


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Re: What a bumper is really for!

Post by Allan » Fri May 27, 2022 9:01 pm

They are an ideal place to hang a canvas water bag too.

Allan from down under.

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Re: What a bumper is really for!

Post by Rich Eagle » Sat May 28, 2022 2:35 am

Or this:
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Re: What a bumper is really for!

Post by Professor Fate » Sat May 28, 2022 3:08 am

How 'bout this??? You can park in a quiet and tranquil place and truly be "1 with nature...."
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Re: What a bumper is really for!

Post by TWrenn » Sat May 28, 2022 8:46 am

Rich, that's a good use too, but Dan, well, now you made me laugh so hard I almost pissed my pants!! :lol: :lol: :lol:


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Re: What a bumper is really for!

Post by Professor Fate » Sat May 28, 2022 9:03 am

Ain't good natured levity awesome??? Each and every model T'er should be ready to answer natures call!

Top that! I dare yah!😁
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Re: What a bumper is really for!

Post by Rich Eagle » Sat May 28, 2022 1:10 pm

Or maybe this:
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Re: What a bumper is really for!

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