For sale (in a jingle)
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Topic author - Posts: 25
- Joined: Sat Jan 12, 2019 5:11 pm
- First Name: John
- Last Name: Mays
- * REQUIRED* Type and Year of Model Ts owned: 1915 Touring
- Location: Conroe, Texas
- MTFCA Number: 28834
For sale (in a jingle)
For sale:
One used Ford with a piston ring,
Two rear wheels, one front spring,
Has no fenders, seat, nor plank,
Burns much gas and hard to crank,
Carburetor's busted half way through,
Engine's missing, hits on two.
Nine years old, 10 in the spring,
Shock absorbers an' everything.
Radiator's busted, sure does leak,
Differential's dry, can hear it squeak
Ten spokes missin', front all bent,
Tires blowed out, ain't worth a cent
Got lots of speed, runs like the deuce,
Burns either gas or tobacco juice,
Tires all off, been run on the rim,
But it's a darn good Ford
for the shape it's in.
One used Ford with a piston ring,
Two rear wheels, one front spring,
Has no fenders, seat, nor plank,
Burns much gas and hard to crank,
Carburetor's busted half way through,
Engine's missing, hits on two.
Nine years old, 10 in the spring,
Shock absorbers an' everything.
Radiator's busted, sure does leak,
Differential's dry, can hear it squeak
Ten spokes missin', front all bent,
Tires blowed out, ain't worth a cent
Got lots of speed, runs like the deuce,
Burns either gas or tobacco juice,
Tires all off, been run on the rim,
But it's a darn good Ford
for the shape it's in.
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- First Name: Larry
- Last Name: Smith
- * REQUIRED* Type and Year of Model Ts owned: 13 Touring, 13 Roadster, 17 Coupelet, 25 Roadster P/U
- Location: Lomita, California
- MTFCA Number: 121
- MTFCA Life Member: YES
- MTFCI Number: 16310
Re: For sale
Try the classified.
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- First Name: Scott
- Last Name: Conger
- * REQUIRED* Type and Year of Model Ts owned: '13, '15, '19, '23
- Location: Clark, WY
- Board Member Since: 2005
Re: For sale
Scott Conger
Tyranny under the guise of law is still Tyranny
NH Full Flow Float Valves
Obsolete carburetor parts manufactured
Tyranny under the guise of law is still Tyranny
NH Full Flow Float Valves
Obsolete carburetor parts manufactured
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- First Name: Dallas
- Last Name: Landers
- * REQUIRED* Type and Year of Model Ts owned: 26 Rpu, 23 TT, 24 coupe,
- Location: N.E. Indiana
- MTFCA Number: 49995
Re: For sale
I have a peice of rusted tin and a rotten board to complete your Ford!
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- First Name: Don
- Last Name: Allen
- * REQUIRED* Type and Year of Model Ts owned: 1924 Touring
- Location: Houston, TX
- MTFCA Number: 50001
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- Joined: Tue Jan 08, 2019 12:25 pm
- First Name: Jim
- Last Name: Davis
- * REQUIRED* Type and Year of Model Ts owned: 1926 Touring. 1923/26 Open Express. 1920 depot hack
- Location: Tomball,Texas
- MTFCA Number: 49832
- MTFCI Number: 24686
- Board Member Since: 2017
GERITOL
John. Sounds like You got a hold of a bad bottle of Geritol. Need to take that bucket of Bolts to Ross.
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- First Name: Wayne
- Last Name: Sheldon
- * REQUIRED* Type and Year of Model Ts owned: 1915 Runabout 1913 Speedster
- Location: Grass Valley California, USA
- Board Member Since: 2005
Re: For sale (in a jingle)
I know I have read that before, a few times. I always enjoy reading it again. Thank you.