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For sale (in a jingle)

Post by woodrow » Thu Oct 17, 2019 9:49 am

For sale:

One used Ford with a piston ring,
Two rear wheels, one front spring,
Has no fenders, seat, nor plank,
Burns much gas and hard to crank,
Carburetor's busted half way through,
Engine's missing, hits on two.
Nine years old, 10 in the spring,
Shock absorbers an' everything.
Radiator's busted, sure does leak,
Differential's dry, can hear it squeak
Ten spokes missin', front all bent,
Tires blowed out, ain't worth a cent
Got lots of speed, runs like the deuce,
Burns either gas or tobacco juice,
Tires all off, been run on the rim,
But it's a darn good Ford
for the shape it's in.

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Re: For sale

Post by Original Smith » Thu Oct 17, 2019 10:13 am

Try the classified.

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Re: For sale

Post by Scott_Conger » Thu Oct 17, 2019 10:49 am

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Re: For sale

Post by Scottio » Thu Oct 17, 2019 10:50 am


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Re: For sale

Post by Dallas Landers » Thu Oct 17, 2019 11:53 am

I have a peice of rusted tin and a rotten board to complete your Ford! :D

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Re: For sale

Post by RustyFords » Thu Oct 17, 2019 12:19 pm

Sounds like my car when you sold it to me John ;) :D ;)
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Post by Novice » Thu Oct 17, 2019 1:11 pm

John. Sounds like You got a hold of a bad bottle of Geritol. Need to take that bucket of Bolts to Ross.

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Re: For sale (in a jingle)

Post by Wayne Sheldon » Thu Oct 17, 2019 4:10 pm

I know I have read that before, a few times. I always enjoy reading it again. Thank you.

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